A Laugh For Your Valentine!

Valentine's Day is just around the corner and it's time for you to start thinking about the love of your life and sending him/her a valentine expressing your love.

If you've run out of time however and have decided instead to send this message as an email rather than sending a card, make sure your sweetheart has a sense of humor or you may get into trouble!

If you're tired of sending a "so-so" card that you bought at the local drugstore though (you know, one of the cards that has been left because all the good cards have been purchased already) then try this.

(Or, you could go online and find one of those funny animated cards. You know, the kind with the goofy animals singing goofy songs!)

Well, maybe not -- but you still need something!

So, if you're really stuck and you need something to compose and send off NOW, then copy and paste the following Valentine's verse into an email, "X" your choice of words or phrases and then send it off. (The quality won't be there but at least the thought will get through on time.)

Good luck,

Darry

To Whom It May Concern:

(I wouldn't use that by the way! Put "Dearest" and the person's name in here or something romantic.)

No one else could [ ]dissect a frog [ ]shoot peas out their nose [ ]talk to the trees [ ]understand me [ ]wear support hose [ ]"slurp" spaghetti [ ]herd cats [ ]scare ghosts like you do.

With just one look you can [ ]make me laugh [ ]stop a buffalo stampede [ ]intimidate lions [ ]cause a forest fire [ ]thaw frozen food [ ]cast a spell [ ]embarrass Dr. Phil [ ]cause nightmares.

You're not just a good friend, you're [ ]scary [ ]psychic [ ]washable [ ]ovoid [ ]mechanically inclined [ ]a basket case [ ]older [ ]younger [ ]diet savvy [ ]off the wall [ ]a wallflower [ ]my best friend!

I'm lucky to have [ ]a riding mower [ ]green plants [ ]someone like you [ ]trash bags [ ]an oboe [ ]my own hair [ ]a speech therapist [ ]rubber boots [ ]my Paris Hilton biography [ ]a fear of shag carpets.

Yours forever,

PS
I must warn you that on this particular day some people's sense of humor disappears and they become very serious. Know your partner and use this at your own risk!

Be sure to visit Darry's website at: http://www.funny-email-for-everyone.com for other funny email verses and cards as well as unique cartoons and jokes.